Just Your Average Trip to Target: A Photo Story

The Second Rate Kids have a birthday party to go to on Saturday. That means we needed to make a quick trip to Target for a birthday present. Yeah right. Quick. When will I learn?

What better way to dull the pain of shopping with the world’s 2 most enthusiastic Target shoppers than to document it here for you?!

First order of business; talking the 4-year-old out of a tantrum because she  reeaaalllyyy needed a butterfly pinata, just because.
First order of business; talking the 4-year-old down from an impending tantrum because she reeaaalllyyy needed a butterfly pinata. You know, just your typical impulse buy. 
Here’s the 2-year-old belting out Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the USA” at the top of her little lungs. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve heard a toddler sing the phrase, “Movin’ my hips like yeah”.
Yeah. I always feel like dancing in the dairy aisle too. Dairy brings out the inner dancing queen.
Yeah. I always feel like dancing in the dairy aisle too. Who doesn’t?!
Sometimes you've just gotta take a breather to gather your strength.
Sometimes you’ve just gotta take a breather to gather your strength.
Hiding in clothing racks is always a good time. I bet you can't even tell where she is...
Hiding in clothing racks is always a good time. I bet you can’t even tell where she is…
She fell in love in menswear. Her 2 new boyfriends were quite handsome but they really lacked a personality.
She fell in love in menswear. Her 2 new boyfriends were quite handsome, but I felt that they were lacking a personality.
And, of course, there’s always this. “Mom! Look at us! We are mannequins! Take our picture!”.

In the end, we survived the trip, got the birthday gift, and even picked up a pair of swim trunks for Second Rate Dad. Bonus; they made a few people laugh and probably reminded a few others to pick up their birth control refill at the pharmacy.

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